MARS

“So you wanna be a fucking gorilla? You better eat you bannanas and fuck up some bamboo” 

  • Probably John Wayne - 

Mission: The program is designed to follow a 8-12 week strength block and work specifically on work power and hypertrophy. The volume will be greatly increased comparable to the last program, as well as including many more power movements (cleans, overhead squats, jerks, snatch). In simple, you should be looking to build a bigger engine and be able to carry it. Caloric intake for this program should be near 3,000 calories a day, assuming you have PT 5 days a week and are focusing on endurance there. 

Program: The program accomplishes this with 5 “Strength” or “Power” oriented days a week, as well as 2 sport specific heavy days and 2 endurance sessions per week.

Nutrition: Proper eating, refueling, supplementation and otherwise putting “good” things in your body will be conducive to your weight gain, performance and muscle growth. See “nutrition” packet.

Sleep: Minimum 6 hours a night. This should be your standard. Your goal should be 8-9. You are here to perform. 

“Just imagine if gorillas weren’t eating soy protein all day and had the ability to lift weights and eat red meat. They would be fucking scary. You Should want to be that scary” 

  • Drunk Bailey speaking on Joe Rogan’s ‘Grizzly v. Silverback’ Debate -

COMPLEXES

Gorillas get big by throwing bamboo around all day. This is your opportunity to treat your barbell like a bamboo straw and develop so applicable strength. 

A complex is a series of specific strength exercises blended into one continuous training circuit. The objective is to complete the exercises in succession, doing all the prescribed reps of one movement before proceeding to the next. Traditionally, complexes are done with barbells, but dumbbells have several advantages too.

Rules:

  1. Each round is continuous

  2. You must maintain grip the entire time and not rest the weights

  3. Once you start, you’re locked in for that round 

  4. Unless specified, you should aim to complete 4-6 rounds 

Gorilla Complex

  1. 20-16-12-8-4x for time – 25/45# (dumbbells/single plate)

Bicep Curls

High Pulls

Military Press

Tricep Extensions

Push-ups

Barbell Complex

  1. 6 Way BB, 6 reps of each:

Deadlift

Bent Over Row

Hang Clean

Front Squat

Push Press

Back Squat

Push up (on the bar)

3 rounds, increase weight each round

Bear Complex:

  1. A set is one rep of each, in order

1 Power Clean

1 Front Squat 

1 Push Press or Jerk

1 Back Squat 

1 Push Press or Jerk

*Bar must touch the ground each sequence but cannot rest on the ground or it terminates the set.

*Goal is to increase loads each round to complete “The Bear” with a 3 rep max load. 

*Rest as needed between sets; remember you have 20 minutes.

*No re-grip allowed.

*You must power clean the bar to full standing position before squatting the weight. (Deadlift to Hang Power Clean) is allowed. No squat cleans.

Dumbbell Complex:

  1. Dumbbell deadlift, 5 reps

Dumbbell clean, 5 reps

Dumbbell push press, 5 reps

Dumbbell jerk, 5 reps per side

Dumbbell walking lunge, 5 reps per side

Devil Complex (DB):

  1. 5 bent over rows

5 hang cleans

5 push press

5 overhead lunges (Per Leg)

10 devils press 

Snatch Complex:

  1. Snatch

Snatch Balance 

Overhead Squat

Jerk Complex:

  1. Behind the Neck Jerk

Pause Jerk

Jerk

Snatch #2:

  1. Snatch High Pull

  2. Snatch High Pull

  3. Snatch

  4. Snatch

Snatch #3:

  1. Hang snatch

Snatch

2x overhead squat

Klokov Complex:

  1. Clean pull

Clean 

Paused front squat

Push press

Paused jerk

JB Gym Complex:

  1. 5 deadlifts

4 power cleans

3 front squats

2 Shoulder to Overhead

Spartan Complex:

  1. Dumbbell Bear Crawl 20m

  2. 10 Devils Press

  3. 20m Bear Crawl

  4. 10 DB Overhead Lunges

























MARS 0-1

  1. Every 2 minutes

10-1 squat, building 1.8%, start @ 60% do not go above 95%

Heavy singles from 95% on, working to new 1 rep max. 

Record one rep max.

  1. 4x6 Pistol Squat

  1. 4x4 Front Rack reverse lunge (115#) (Per side)

  1. Complex of choice 

MARS 0-2

  1. Every 2 minutes

10-1 Bench, building 2%, start @ 70% do not go above 90%

Heavy singles from 90% on, working to new 1 rep max. 

Record one rep max.

  1. 4x4 pause bench @70% of new max

  1. 200 reps hand release pushups


MARS 0-3

  1. Work to heavy overhead squat using 

10-2 Overhead squat, starting near 50% increasing each set by 2-4% 

Continue doing doubles until reaching 2 rep max overhead squat 

  1. 10 minute AMRAP 

4 devils press @ 30#

8 snatches @ 65#

4 burpees

8 thrusters @ 65#

  1. Complex of choice 

MARS 0-4

  1. Every 2 minutes

10-1 military press, building 2%, start @ 70% do not go above 90%

Heavy singles from 90% on, working to new 1 rep max. 

Record one rep max.

  1. 3x20 bradford press

  1. 100 reps “z” press


MARS 0-5

  1. Every 2 minutes

10-1 Deadlift, building 2%, start @ 70% do not go above 90%

Heavy singles from 90% on, working to new 1 rep max. 

Record one rep max.

  1. Work to heavy weighted pullup

Heavy singles from 90% on, working to new 1 rep max. 

Record one rep max.


MARS 0-6

  1. 10x10 OHS at a weight light enough for maximal control and proper positioning

  1. Complex of choice 

MARS 0-7

  1. Rest


MARS  1-1

  1. EMOM 12

1 clean @78% of 1RM clean

  1. 3x10 Pistol Squats per side (weighted if needed)

*if too difficult, pistol squat onto box/bench 

  1. 10-15-20:20-15-10 Ladder of 

BB Front Rack Lunges (95#)

Front Squats (95#)

(10 lunges + 20 squats, 15 lunges + 15 squats, 20 lunges + 10 squats)

*Done for time*

  1. 3 sets

20 DB snatch 45# db

20 air squats

  1. Complex of choice

MARS  1-2

  1. 5x5 Bench @ 75% off “new max”

  1. 4x15 close grip bench

  1. 2x15 DB tricep press

  1. 4x10 double hand release pushups (hand release like ACFT, at the top of the pushup explode up so much that your hands leave the ground, rest 30 sec between sets)


MARS  1-3

  1.  5x5 tempo front squat @ 70% (3-2-1 tempo)

3 second decline

2 second pause at the bottom 

1 second explosive stand up

  1. 5 sets of max distance towel farmers carries

  1. 10 min on min

10 thrusters @75# 

  1. Complex of choice

MARS  1-4

  1. 3x3 power snatch

  2. 10x10 “Z press” @65# or 75#

  3. 4x8 SOTs press

  4. 3x3 jerk (Heavy)

MARS  1-5

  1. 6×3 deadlift  “off of new max” @ 85%

  1. 4×4 sumo deadlift @ 75%

  1. 3×25 weighted hip thrusters

  1. 30 minute EMOM 

1) 12 cal row 

2) 9 burpees 

3) 6 devils press (45#)

MARS  1-5

  1. 10x10 OHS at a weight light enough for maximal control and proper positioning

  1. Complex of choice 

MARS  1-6




MARS  1-7

  1. Rest








MARS  2-1

  1. EMOM 12

1 clean @80% of 1RM clean INCREASE FROM LAST WEEK

  1. 20-15-10-5-2 reps of 

Overhead Squat

*Increase weight each set, work to 2RM

  1. 5 rounds

20 reps of 4 count hollow hold flutter kicks 

15 butterfly situps

*Go to the gymnastic ‘hollow’ position and do flutter kicks from there

  1. 4x1 min weighted plank (45#)

  1. Complex of choice


MARS  2-2

  1. 6×2 bench press 80%

  2. 4x15 Incline Bench

  3. 4x15 DB Tricep Press

  4. 4x15 Tricep Pushup 

  5. 4x15 Double Hand Release Pushup

 


MARS  2-3

  1. Work to heavy single Squat Clean 

*Squat clean means catching in a full squat

  1. Tempo front squat every 2.5 min 10 reps down to 1 rep @ 2-2-1 tempo 

(Start at 65% add 1.8% each set and drop 1 rep)

  1. Complex of choice

  1. 3x20 hip thrusters


MARS  2-4

  1. 9 min amrap

18 cal row

4 devil press 45#  DB’s

  1. 8 min amrap

15 cal bike

3 deadlifts @ 225#

  1. 7 min amrap 

20m sled push

2 power cleans @ 135#



MARS  2-5

  1. 5×3 bench press 85%

  1. 4×15 close grip bench press

  1. 3×20 dumbbell bench

  1. 21-17-15-12-9 reps for time of

Row Cals

DB Man Maker 30# (you better do the fucking squat clean on the manmakers)

MARS 2-6

  1. 5x5 Tempo Front squats @ 75% 

3-2-1

3 second decline 

2 second pause at the bottom (hold tension, don’t relax)

1 second to the top (explode up)

  1. 3x8 Cossack Squat w/ 55# DB

  1. 5 rounds of

50m towel grip farmer’s carry

50m sled sprint

Sandbag Zercher Carry

MARS 2-7

Rest



MARS 3-1

  1. EMOM 12

1 clean @82% of 1RM clean INCREASE FROM LAST WEEK

  1. 30:30 work:rest (Pick one) of

Row, double unders, bike, run, sled push, farmers walk, pushups

20 minutes total

MARS 3-2

  1. 6x2 Bench @85%

  1. 10 rounds of 

10 pushups on the bar

10 bent over row (95#)

  1. 5x10 landmine row

  1. 5x12 double HR pushups 

  1. 3x10 dead hang pullup (add weight if needed) 

MARS 3-3

MARS 3-4

  1. 5x5 Push Press @ 85% of 1RM Strict Press

  1. 3x8 SOTS press w/ Bar

  1. 3x8 Seated DB military press

  1. 3x20 overhead squat, very light, for quality. Keep chest up and achieve depth 

  1. 50-40-30-20-10 of

Cal Row

or

(2x) Cal Bike (100-80-60- 40-20)

Rest as long as it takes, 1:1 work:rest

MARS 4-1

  1. 2 mile run, RPE 6

  2. Then

20 squat cleans 155/105

10 strict pull ups Weighted

200’ sled push heavy

10 strict pull ups Weighted

20 squat cleans 155/105

  1. Then not for time-

100 T Hand Release Pushups 

MARS 4-2

  1. 8×2 front squat @ 90%

  2. 21-15-9

Thrusters 45#/30# dumbbells

Burpee box Jump over 24”/20″ (Stack 45# plates) 

Rest 1:1 between rounds 

  1. Repeat

  2. 4x6 Pistol Squat (Per Side) *if too difficult, pistol squat onto box/bench 


MARS 4-3

  1. Power snatch 6×3

@80%

  1. 21 min EMOM

1st min: 15 cal row

2nd min: 5 Deadlifts 225# (Over/Over grip) 

3rd min: 8 DB snatch 45#DB 

  1. Complex of choice 

MARS 4-4

  1. 6x1 Backsquat @ 95%

  2. 30-20-10 Row Calories

Work:Rest 1:1

  1. Complex of Choice


MARS 4-5

  1. Ruck (45#) 

3 sets

800m hard

400m easy

No rest between sets or reps

  1. 20 min amrap

20 burpees

3 rope climbs

  1. Deadlift

5×5 @ 80%


MARS 4-6

  1. 5x5 bench @ 80% of new max 

  2. 150 Pullups not for time

MARS 4-7

  1. Rest